Now listen, yo!
People put your guns up
Mazu ore ga run dat
Hashirimawatte yatsura o gun shot
Brand new sound sou still survival
Here come the sound boy kono sekai ni ikiro
Chiryoku tairyoku to un ga mau ze! Flow
Fukuranda ataman naka wa zakkubaran nan da
Savannah de Banna ni wanpan
Kantan knockout kan kan kan
One time for your mind ikinuke
Around the world
Tsukimatou no sa itsu no itami mo
Kedakai kami no mawari mo ima karimono
Makareta tane mo hana sakeba dare no
lkite uchikomu shinnen no ya o more more more
lkisaki ni yasuragi wa nai
Tachi na sa don't give up the fight
lma sou kono shunkan mo die die die
Big shooter ikiisoide blazing
Beat you up kirihiraite break
Shot shooter ikiisoida crazy
Shoujun au shikin kyori de break
Big shooter ikiisoide blazing
Beat you up kirihiraite break
Shot shooter ikiisoida crazy
Shoujun au shikin kyori de break
How did this happen all of a sudden... and in a place like this?
I thought I was dead.
We're not dead.
But it sure felt good even if I'm dead...
Oh boy...
Ah, who cares.
I'll do it!
Please go eliminate these targets now, you bastards.
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"Ferocious alien"?
Ferocious Alien Traits: Powerful Big Likes: Tight places, the Grumpy Alien Catch Phrase: Ha!
I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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What does it mean?
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I think you mean "Ferocious SHOGUN"!
Every time you say something's going to happen, it does.
What are you anyway?
It's not just me.
All of us on this side of the room were here...
Or rather, we've been here before.
Although we only know a little more about the rules than you guys do.
It should open soon, so be careful.
Any second now.
You should go change quick.
Okay.
Wow, look at the details...
There are suits in this container, so grab one and put it on!
There's one for each of you.
Don't let him fool you, you morons!
Didn't I tell you this is the place of trial?
Listen, that is not a human. That is the symbol of foul passion!
Those who choose to follow him will be defeated by greed and go to Hell!
What you have in your hand right now is a tool to kill others!
Hey, wait a minute!
I'm a human just like the rest of you.
Believe me!
Don't let him get to you! He only APPEARS to be human!
Whatever, man. I don't get it...
You'll die if you listen to this priest!
Everyone gathered here IS dead!
What's wrong?
Uh, Kurono's already back there, so...
Kei? What's he doing?
The suits...
What?
You should put one on...
O...Okay...
What is this thing? I don't understand what it's for.
You'll find out soon enough.
Why does it fit as if it was made just for me?
Heaven is completely different from what I expected.
I already told you we're not dead.
Kei?
Excuse me...
Oh, nothing...
I'll stay with you.
You were in danger the last time and the time before that, remember?
I don't want anything to happen to you again so...
Thanks...
Namu Amida Butsu...
Namu Amida Butsu...Namu Amida Butsu...
Namu Amida Butsu...
Namu Amida Butsu...Namu Amida Butsu...
I need to get these guys to put on the suits somehow.
Namu Amida Butsu...Namu Amida Butsu...
Why even bother?
Namu Amida Butsu...Namu Amida Butsu...
Why even bother? Namu Amida Butsu...
Don't you think we should be able to handle it on our own?
Namu Amida Butsu...
Don't you think we should be able to handle it on our own?
Namu Amida Butsu...Namu Amida Butsu...
Kurono! You've got to be kidding!
I don't want anyone to die.
The more of us there are, the greater the chance we all survive.
Looks like you're interested in guns, too huh?
Shit.
Could I ask you a few questions?
Uh...sure.
The man inside of the ball...
What is that?
I'm not sure...
You don't know?
Okay, then tell me who's the sponsor of this club.
"Sponsor"? I don't know.
You don't know? Huh, you don't know anything then.
I'm sorry.
So then just like it said on the ball,
we're going to put on those suits and go kill some aliens with these weapons?
Yes, that's right.
And these aliens, or whatever...
what about them?
Are they from outer space?
What the hell! Aliens?
Probably...
You saw the ball draw out living people with its laser earlier, right?
Can today's human technology even do stuff like that?
Or is it some act of God or Buddha?
Who cares if it's a divine act or not?
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As far as I can see,
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I think this is some type of teleportation device,
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I think this is some type of teleportation device,
Ferocious Alien Traits: Powerful Big Likes: Tight places, the Grumpy Alien Catch Phrase: Ha!
Just like you see in sci-fi movies.
Please go eliminate these targets now, you bastards.
Ferocious Alien Traits: Powerful Big Likes: Tight places, the Grumpy Alien Catch Phrase: Ha!
Just like you see in sci-fi movies.
I don't know exactly how it works
but it's possible that it can teleport a person to a different place the second he dies.
That's ridiculous!
You said we'd die if we don't wear this suit, didn't you?
It's more like it would lower your chance of surviving.
Okay then, I'll put it on.
It's starting!
Please Go
Kato, look.
Oh...
It used to be 60 minutes... So that means...
We might have to deal with something even worse than before...
It's no big deal.
It's only an extra 30 minutes. I'm up for it.
Look at them. They're going to Hell.
Hurry up! All of you! Put the suit on NOW or you'll die!
Who would wear that gay shit?
That's like something an otaku would wear. Gross!
C'mon, what happened to the reciting?
I'm done with that.
I'm not Buddhist anyway.
We have no choice!
We have to take care of this on our own!
Stop it! Hey, let me down!
Cut it out! What the hell are you doing? Stop it! Hey, let me down!
Cut it out! What the hell are you doing?
Ow!
What's he made of? Steel?
That's the power this suit possesses.
This suit can protect you.
You don't need to wear it right now.
Just take it with you.
Ratenin
Where are we?
A temple?
How dare you get transported with me!
Hey, which song you wanna sing today?
I'll let you decide it.
Hmm...
You remember that radio calisthenics song?
Huh? Oh yeah, I do, I do.
Let's go with that.
Could be a good beat to work with.
That creeps me out no matter how many times I see it.
Take a look. They're falling into the pits of Hell one by one.
Divine judgment has now begun.
What kind of place is Hell anyway?
Is this a dream?
Please Go
Am I going to Hell?
Please Go
Help me!
Don't worry.
You're not going to Hell. You're just going outside.
Namu Amishinrai...Butsu...
Look, you don't need to put them on right now...
Namu Amishinrai...Butsu...
But I want you to hold on to the suits and the weapons!
Namu Amishinrai...Butsu...
And wherever we end up, don't try to leave or go anywhere else.
Kato...
I'll see you outside. Don't worry.
Okay...
We'll be okay.
This is what happens when you ignore the words of a priest!
All of you might as well go to Hell!
Someone!
Please, God!
Please Go
Listen, everyone! Do NOT leave this place!
You think maybe we shouldn't have done it?
It doesn't matter.
Well, if you say so...
Hey, what's the big deal about this place?
I bet we could just go home from here.
Wait! You should stay here with us!
How long are you gonna be talkin' nonsense like that?
What? Isn't this Ratenin?
Hey, mister priest, you were crying, weren't you?
What are you talking about?
It might be a better idea to accept this.
This doesn't seem remotely ordinary...
What the hell?
Well, I guess I'll catch a train from the nearest station.
They're still running, right?
You can't leave! Please stay here!
Huh? Why?
Because it's just like Kato said earlier...
Yeah, yeah, aliens, right?
If I end up running late for work tomorrow, I'll be sure to tell my supervisor about them.
Don't go!
This isn't good...
Look at these two...Give me a break!
Hey, taxi!
Those are the same Buddha statues that were displayed on the ball, aren't they?
So are they supposed to be the aliens or whatever?
I don't know.
We always run into weak ones and strong ones... So, I can't tell which these might be...
Where are they?
Mmm, I can smell it.
This way, this way.
Instant ramen, huh?
Man, they ignored me again!
I guess I'll walk to the station.
Wait!
Shut up!
We're outta here, you fuckin' otaku!
Who in the world would play such an elaborate joke like this on us?
Wait!
Please don't leave! Hey!
Kato! Just leave them alone!
I said just leave those assholes alone!
Kurono, we just can't do that...
They won't believe anything we say.
More importantly...let's go kick some ass...
since we got more time today.
Kei...
What are you talking about, Kurono?
Look, you guys just wait here, okay?
Move!
Ugh, he reeks of alcohol...
This is what'll happen if you go any further!
Your head will be blown up just like his!
What the hell?
I suppose this is divine judgment...
He absolutely reeks of alcohol! This smell has to be brandy or maybe whiskey...
No, it's not divine judgment or anything like that!
C'mon, just go back to the gate!
What was THAT?
Beats me...
Isn't that divine judgment or something?
Not that I'd know...
I guess no one's head would go flying off like that if this were a survival game...
Heh, these are nice.
Hey, what are you talking about?
Nothing...
That looks good.
Shall we show you the best way to eat it?
That's hot!
It's the beginning of a brand new day!
A day filled with hope!
Hey, come back here! You homeless shit!
What are we gonna do? Should we open it by force?
It looks like they're in there for sure. Can we really go in?
We don't have any other choice, do we?
Everyone, stay back.
What are you gonna do?
For now, I'm gonna try to break this gate.
Kei?
I'll do it.
We just have to go in there and kill the enemies, right?
Let's hurry up!
You fool!
That is a temple gate! What do you think you're doing?!
Shut up!
I have to do this or we'll never beat them!
This is what you call a preemptive strike!
You'll be damned for sure!
What do you take this place for?! This is a temple!
Everyone, listen up!
We're about to risk our lives fighting some unknown creatures!
This is not a game! This is real!
These suits will give you super powers.
Remember you must pull both triggers at the same time to fire the guns!
And we have to defeat all our enemies within the time limit!
Many people have died so far!
This is a real war!
War...So this is for real...
I'm gonna fuckin' kill them...
This is kind of bothering me, but...
Are you sure those things aren't the aliens?
Can they even move?
I don't know, but they seem too big, at least compared to other ones we've fought.
I've never seen any enemies like these.
Maybe they're not it, then...
According to the radar, they're inside this temple, right?
Yeah...
Isn't there any way to find out for sure?
How about using the X-gun?
X-gun?
Umm...
X-gun?
We call it the X-gun because it creates an X-shape when you fire.
The X also stands for "x-ray."
Kato came up with the name.
When the hell'd he name that? And how does Kishimoto know about it?!
It's not an official name or anything...
Hmm, X-gun, huh? It sounds good.
So, what can this X-gun do?
You should be able to see through an object with it, right?
That's right...
If they're living creatures, we should be able to see their bones and stuff!
No way...
What's wrong?
How are we supposed to fight them...
They're alive. They're living creatures... I'm positive...
Kishimoto...
He can't shoot it.
But...We don't have time for that!
Hey, so these things really are aliens?
Are they gonna move?
What now?
Can't we just get them right now since they're not moving?
I'll try it with the trap gun!
Kato...
Does anyone have one?
You better give it back.
Wait, Kato.
Open your heart to happiness...
And look up at the big, blue sky...
Kei...
This is frustrating!
Screw trying to capture it!
All you need to do is kill it with a single shot!
But still...
Kurono...
I'll do it!
This is the fastest way to do it!
What was that?
I bet it's a traffic accident or something. Not our problem.
Listen to the voice on the radio...
Hajimari wa dare demo junshin muku na baby
Nigai mi kajitte mo kujikecha dame yo walk straight
Satta koto da kedo ame no naka zukizuki itamu yo
I'm lonely as floating ice
Yaseta yubi ni kiss o shite
Naita anata o omoidasu yo
Kore de owari da to shite mo
Saigo no kiss wa wasurenai yo
Wasurenai yo
Kare no kiss o wasurenai yo
These guys aren't bad at all.
They've actually started working together.
Huh? No, I'm NOT! Don't look at me like that!
I told you I'm NORMAL!
Next episode: I Can Shoot Them, Can't I?